Ohhh baby!
2. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 2:54:29 PM
Oh yeah.
Issue #1.
January Madness
3. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 2:54:49 PM
I love deflowering virgin threads.
4. marjoribanks - 1/24/2001 2:56:18 PM
The MAN thread.
Damn, even I feel so relaxed in here.
5. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 2:56:56 PM
Discussion begins on the SouthEast Regional
I'll tally man votes until January 26th.
Melissa Joan Hart
v.
Halle Berry
Christina Aguilera
v.
Anna Kournikova
Reese Witherspoon
v.
Charisma Carpenter
Shania Twain
v.
Jessica Biel
6. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 2:57:12 PM
Frankie, my man, put that link over on the 'scotch bar.
(No "butterscotch" crap around here.)
7. marjoribanks - 1/24/2001 2:58:25 PM
Put some Barry White on, relax in my loose shirt open to my navel sipping Courvoiser.
Whoo-hoo.
so manly
8. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 2:59:08 PM
How'd you teach your navel to do that, banksie?
9. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 2:59:17 PM
Melissa Joan Hart
v.
Halle Berry
Definitely Berry.
Christina Aguilera
v.
Anna Kournikova
Please. Who wants someone who hangs out with hockey players? Aguilera.
Reese Witherspoon
v.
Charisma Carpenter
Reese Witherspoon looks like she got hit with T-Fal. Carpenter.
Shania Twain
v.
Jessica Biel
Shania, Shania, Shania!!!!!!!!! In the leopard outfit.
10. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 3:00:23 PM
Frankie baby, it's hard for me to evaluate the competition without some pics.
Icksnay on the exttay. Let's see some large, high-resolution jpegs.
11. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 3:03:30 PM
Indy
Entrants can do their own research and link as appropriate to support their position.
Pornography is welcome on THE MAN THREAD!
12. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 3:03:57 PM
Berry.
Kournikova.
Witherspoon.
Twain, in the most lopsided match of the week.
13. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 3:05:13 PM
Cool, Frankie.
Meanwhile, I'll be personally "auditioning" contestants in the "Sultan's Room," (furnished penthouse-like annex to the Man Thread).
14. rubberducky - 1/24/2001 3:06:41 PM
people post 'banksie' in the Man thread? lawd
15. Wombat - 1/24/2001 3:07:42 PM
Ah'll jest reach down in mah shorts and scratch mah balls! Oh yeah. Now pass the beer.
16. ycmeehan - 1/24/2001 3:08:31 PM
Pornography is welcome on THE MAN THREAD!
You can't mean that.
17. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 3:08:45 PM
Women, can't live with 'em...
Wombat, can you throw a beer my way?
18. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 3:09:04 PM
ycmeehan
I mean it.
19. ycmeehan - 1/24/2001 3:10:14 PM
Well then, what type of pornography?
20. Jenerator - 1/24/2001 3:12:49 PM
Some "Man Art" for the "Man Thread", Love Jenerator.
21. Wombat - 1/24/2001 3:13:35 PM
Rask:
Shurrr thing. "Brahrrp!" Ahhh. Now for a nice long grunt. And I'll leave the seat up and the air freshener on the shelf.
22. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 3:14:35 PM
I say all chick posts should be moved to Home and Garden. Except Jenerator's, as she is a known hottie, but only if she posts fawning statements about our sexual prowess.
23. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 3:15:37 PM
I would suggest that anyone who puts the toilet seat down has to be check for testicles, but no real man would agree to perform the the examination.
24. rubberducky - 1/24/2001 3:16:22 PM
my humble offering as mascot 
25. Wombat - 1/24/2001 3:16:29 PM
Hey! How any syllables can you belch?
26. Jenerator - 1/24/2001 3:17:50 PM
Wow Rask! Thank you. Let me just say this: labwabbit has volunteered himself to jump out of my cake at my bachelorette party.
I'm looking for more talent. Please, tell me what your talents are and how they could be used at my party.
27. ycmeehan - 1/24/2001 3:17:57 PM
Jean
Looks it's Napoleon, is it?
28. ycmeehan - 1/24/2001 3:19:55 PM
Rask,
Now wait, you just haven't seen a picture of me yet.
29. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 3:20:49 PM
Real men don't audition. We tango.
30. Fielding - 1/24/2001 3:21:54 PM
Rask:
"I say all chick posts should be moved to Home and Garden. Except Jenerator's, as she is a known hottie, but only if she posts fawning statements about our sexual prowess."
Or pictures.
31. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 3:22:20 PM
ycmeehan. I am willing to consider other exceptions after seeing photographic evidence.
32. rubberducky - 1/24/2001 3:23:30 PM
real men ain't afraid to have their pix in the Mote Men 2001 calendar
33. Fielding - 1/24/2001 3:24:31 PM
CalGal said she'd resign over this thread. Woo-Hoo!
34. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 3:25:17 PM
Real men don't own digital cameras.
35. ycmeehan - 1/24/2001 3:26:04 PM
Well, that's a thought.
36. rubberducky - 1/24/2001 3:26:07 PM
Real men know how to operate a scanner.
37. Jenerator - 1/24/2001 3:26:20 PM
Real men don't wear tight jeans.
38. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 3:26:58 PM
"Real men know how to operate a scanner."
Yes, but they don't own one.
39. Wombat - 1/24/2001 3:28:24 PM
What do tight pants and a cathedral have in common?
40. ycmeehan - 1/24/2001 3:29:30 PM
Real men don't have to look at pornograpy.
41. Jenerator - 1/24/2001 3:30:22 PM
So what DO they have in common?
42. Wombat - 1/24/2001 3:31:03 PM
No ballroom.
43. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 3:32:00 PM
"Real men don't have to look at pornograpy."
Exactly. They *choose* to.
44. ycmeehan - 1/24/2001 3:32:03 PM
Real men wear boxer shorts.
45. rubberducky - 1/24/2001 3:33:02 PM
Yes, but they don't own one.
REAL men have the latest and best toys. everyone knows this.
46. Wombat - 1/24/2001 3:33:16 PM
Real men don't wear any shorts.
47. PelleNilsson - 1/24/2001 3:34:21 PM
Real men go for real ladies: 
48. Wombat - 1/24/2001 3:36:05 PM
Pelle:
Who needs porn when you have art?
49. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 3:38:19 PM
ducky: sorry, owning a scanner is like owning a hairdryer - doesn't count as a toy. Real men download pictures, not upload them.
50. Fielding - 1/24/2001 3:42:40 PM
Jokes for Real Men!
Q- How many men does it take to open a beer?
A- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A- Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Q- Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A- So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A- When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q- How do you fix a woman's watch?
A- You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
Q- Why did the woman cross the road?
A- Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
Q- Why do men pass gas more than women?
A- Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A- The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
51. joezan - 1/24/2001 3:43:50 PM
What - no trampolines?
52. joezan - 1/24/2001 3:45:28 PM
Fielding:
Good ones.
(and I'd duck when CalGal gets here, if I were you).
53. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 3:46:13 PM
LOL!
The Man thread ??? You guys are too much.
54. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 3:47:59 PM
nah, she will just read and fume in other threads. Unless she reads confident predictions that she won't post, in which case she will post just to disprove those predictions.
55. Fielding - 1/24/2001 3:50:04 PM
And later deny what she posted.
56. PelleNilsson - 1/24/2001 3:50:14 PM
Wombat
That's Swedish painter Anders Zorn (1860-1920)
More
57. Fielding - 1/24/2001 3:52:56 PM
Who is/was more of a man:
Early Elvis or Late Elvis?
John Belushi or Arnold Schwartzeneggar?
George Washington or Thomas Jefferson?
Marvin Gaye or Otis Redding?
58. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 3:55:31 PM
Was that Paul Simon I saw boogying on post 24(?) ? Now, there's a real man's man. :-)
59. ycmeehan - 1/24/2001 3:55:50 PM
And later deny what she posted.
She may give you a run for your money.
60. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 3:57:20 PM
George Washington and Thomas Jefferson is a no-dicker.
(Seems more appropriate than "no-brainer.")
Washington would quick that lefty wannabe's ass.
61. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 3:57:48 PM
Early Elvis. Real Men don't wear sequins.
Belushi. Real men don't shave their chests.
Washington. Jefferson lived in Paris for awhile, which disqualifies him.
Otis Redding. Real men don't get shot by dad, and "Dock of the Bay" is a much more quintessential guy song than "Grapevine".
62. Fielding - 1/24/2001 3:58:05 PM
It was a cheap shot. I apologize.
63. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 3:58:24 PM
Quick should be kick, but maybe something subliminable was going on.
64. Wombat - 1/24/2001 3:59:09 PM
Indy:
At least you didn't say "dick."
65. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 3:59:27 PM
Rask: Good answer. Lemme buy you a PBR.
66. PelleNilsson - 1/24/2001 3:59:57 PM
Real men eat iron and shit chain-links (Finnish saying)
67. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 4:00:32 PM
Wombat: Mighty close, though.
68. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 4:02:47 PM
So one can post nudie shots in here ? Really, not just paintings ?
... Lessee, where's that pic of the most beautiful porn actress of modern time ?
69. ycmeehan - 1/24/2001 4:04:00 PM
Real men don't wear any shorts.
And no pajamas either.
70. PelleNilsson - 1/24/2001 4:05:25 PM
Real men don't post nudie shots.
Real men have smoke-belching chainsaws.
71. Fielding - 1/24/2001 4:05:27 PM
Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. That's not funny, Dammit!!
72. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 4:07:51 PM
The variant I heard was:
How many girls from Bryn Mawr does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Its one, its "women" and its not funny.
73. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 4:10:11 PM
Okay, Pelle. I'll refrain...She'll have "clothes" on -- sheesh! 
So when do we start talking sports cars and power tools ?
74. OhioSTOPAS - 1/24/2001 4:10:29 PM
If my wife asks, I DIDN'T laugh my ass off at Fielding's Message # 50.
75. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 4:12:06 PM
Fielding
I can speak on late Elvis, as I just finished Peter Guarlnik's book covering the King from his exit from the military to his exit from this world. I'd have to say the early Elvis was more of a man, for several reasons:
1) The late Elvis abused many drugs (he had his acupuncturist punch in Demerol), to the point that it so relaxed his bowels, he had feces stuck up in his belly, which resulted in his distended belly.
2) The late Elvis did, in fact, eat deep fried PB&J, shoved in a hollowed-out loaf of Italian bread.
3) The late Elvis often had to stop shows to take a shit.
4) The late Elvis had cosemtic surgery done on his eyes.
5) The late Elvis would play raquetball for five minutes, and then start throwing his racket at his minions.
Of course, having minions is manly.
76. Wombat - 1/24/2001 4:13:45 PM
Having manions is minly.
77. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 4:14:19 PM
The Late Elvis had Pricella, who I believe still kicks eye-candy butt!
78. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 4:20:51 PM
The Late Elvis let Priscilla get into the arms of a karate instructor, Mike Stone.
79. janjon - 1/24/2001 4:24:01 PM
So - when do the drums, the hugging and the "I Love You Man" s begin?
80. Fielding - 1/24/2001 4:24:34 PM
Ricky Martin or Mark Anthony?
Joe Pesci or Phillip Seymour Hoffman?
Margaret Thatcher or Tony Blair?
Madonna or Guy Ritchie?
81. janjon - 1/24/2001 4:24:48 PM
The late Elvis no doubt had no up to provide to Priscilla for some time.
82. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 4:24:55 PM
janjon
Never. But the acupunture shots of Demerol are coming up.
83. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 4:25:01 PM
I didn't know that. Was that during their marriage ?
...Then I would say that Mike Stone was a REAL man. (g)
84. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 4:25:28 PM
Real men aren't in the "Men's Movement". Robert Bly wrote poetry. Nuff said.
85. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 4:26:17 PM
Anthony (did a video with a porn star)
Pesci
Thatcher
Madonna (is a porn star)
86. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 4:26:40 PM
Margaret Thatcher -- now there's a real man.
87. janjon - 1/24/2001 4:26:49 PM
oh I wouldn't be so sure about that, Francis. It is early in the game, for sure, but the signs are there.
thump thump thump.
88. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 4:27:26 PM
Fraaaank
No one will ever know, but she was taking lessons from Stone and they became very close (Elvis was a karate nut, and often, at the bitter end, he would perform karate moves during a Vegas show).
89. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 4:27:54 PM
I was gonna say: "Ritchie, cause he nailed Madonna". But then it occurred to me that Madonna has probably nailed Madonna as well.
90. rubberducky - 1/24/2001 4:29:39 PM
91. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 4:43:34 PM
Real men comparisons, huh ?
Charlie Sheen or Sean Penn ?
Fox's Brit Hume or Lurch ( From the 60s TV show, The Addams Family ) ? The resemblance is just too uncanny to pass up, and you know both can just about light up any party.
Ray Carruth or Ray Lewis ?
Richard Simmons or Ru Paul ?
Ru Paul or Ru Paul (g)
92. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 4:48:47 PM
Sean Penn.
Another link for the 'scotch bar, when you're in the mood for the "girl next door": 
The Page 3 girl. (Click on arse.)
93. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 4:49:38 PM
No takers ?
Sheen! He's nailed some cute mondo porn stars, or at least, that's the word out on the street.
Lurch! Far more colorful by far. A real man has to have some color, ya know.
Lewis ! At least he didn't try to hide in the trunk of a car -- That's sissy stuff!
Ru Paul! Only a real man can do what he does -- and get away with it.
94. rubberducky - 1/24/2001 4:49:49 PM
Richard Simmons or Ru Paul ?
they are 2 different people?
95. Fielding - 1/24/2001 4:53:57 PM
Sean Penn. He nailed Madonna.
96. Fielding - 1/24/2001 4:54:43 PM
Guy Ritchie is as Real Man as they come.
97. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 4:57:19 PM
Sean Penn. He nailed Madonna.
I don't buy it. Heck, hasn't just about every guy in the movie or recording industry nailed Madonna ?
98. Fielding - 1/24/2001 4:59:19 PM
Sean Penn nailed Jewel. Sean Penn nailed Robin Wright. The list goes on.
99. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:01:02 PM
A man thread.
Hosted by...
Ace?
Nah.
Hosted by...
Indy?
Nah.
Hosted by...
JJ?
Nah.
Hosted by...
Fey Francis Urquhart?!?!
The mind fucking boggles, don't it?
This little Pepe La Pu cheeseball sticks taco tortillas in his loafers to boost his pathetic height. This suspect simperer calls himself, giggle, "Francis Urquhart."
C'mon. This thread is a farce. Delete the entire thread and ban little Francis for concocting such an insult to masculinity.
100. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:02:53 PM
Francis Urquhart's Man Thread:
Rainy-Day Recipes and Make-Up Tips
Co-host: Raskalnikov
101. janjon - 1/24/2001 5:03:39 PM
Ace - I've assumed it is part of some sort of therapy program. Humor the boy a bit.
102. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 5:06:19 PM
I see Ace's point. So here's the real "Man Thread" question:
Bob Guccione, Hugh Hefner, or Larry Flynt (pre-gunshot, of course).
103. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 5:08:28 PM
Ace: This is the "man" thread, not the "arrested adolescent" thread, which you would obviously be most qualified to co-host.
Any mockery of my posts in this thread is redundant.
104. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 5:09:44 PM
Ha ha ha.
Insults from an Ewok humper.
Good stuff.
105. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 5:10:55 PM
Indy,
Good question ...they all have their strong and weak suits.
I want to say Flynt for taking on the government, but then...oh, nevermind.
106. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:11:10 PM
Discussions:
Candles & Cocoa-Butter: The Perfect Pick-Me-Up Hand-job for your Tired Man (Hosted by Raskalnikov)
My Top Five Shirley McClane Musicals List (hosted by Francis "Top Five List" Urquhart)
107. OhioSTOPAS - 1/24/2001 5:12:14 PM
Ace, Francis thought his Redskins were going to the Super Bowl.
Have pity.
108. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:12:15 PM
"This is the "man" thread, not the "arrested adolescent" thread"
Ah yes. Real "men" who have evolved, via an appreciation of Hollywood musicals... into women.
109. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 5:13:33 PM
The Best and Fastest Ways to Have Your Name Legally Changed to Lando Calrissian
Hosted by Ace "Fett" Spades
110. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:14:29 PM
"Why Vaginas are 'Icky'" by Raskalnikov
111. janjon - 1/24/2001 5:15:13 PM
This tissy fight was inevitable.
After all, boys will be boys.
112. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:15:21 PM
"Playing Basketball with Pregnant Women" by Francis "Skyhook" Urquhart
113. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 5:15:24 PM
101 reasons why Wolverine could kick Batman's Ass. Hosted by Ace.
114. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:16:25 PM
101 Reasons why Ace could kick Rask's ass. Hosted by Rask.
115. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:17:33 PM
"Adrianne Rich Poetry Jams I have Attended" by Raskalnikov.
116. janjon - 1/24/2001 5:17:35 PM
"30 Different Ways to Write Obfuscating Notes regaling all with your achievements to Your Alumni Magazine" hosted by Ace. Or Frankie.
117. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 5:18:24 PM
101 Reasons Why Women Go Wild Over Boba
Hosted by AceofSpades
118. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:18:25 PM
30 different ways to write an unclear and ineffective insult, by Janjon.
119. Francis Urquhart - 1/24/2001 5:19:12 PM
101 Things I Did at the Carrottop Show
Hosted by janjon
120. janjon - 1/24/2001 5:20:07 PM
"Truth Hurts. Bad" by Ace or Frankie.
121. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:20:20 PM
"A Man needs testosterone like a fish needs a bicycle: Things to tell yourself as you sob in pathetic, suicidal desperation," by Raskalnikov.
122. OhioSTOPAS - 1/24/2001 5:21:12 PM
Gotta get in my votes in the Southeast Regional (I assume "hanging chads" count in THIS election):
Melissa Joan Hart
v.
Halle Berry
- No contest. Berry.
Christina Aguilera
v.
Anna Kournikova
- Kournikova disqualified for being taller than me. Aguilera.
Reese Witherspoon
v.
Charisma Carpenter
- Don't know what Carpenter looks like. Witherspoon.
Shania Twain
v.
Jessica Biel
- In an upset: Biel. (I know she's on a sappy family sitcom, but I saw her on a magazine cover and I admire her spunk.)
123. Fielding - 1/24/2001 5:21:43 PM
This has got to lead to "I love you, man."
124. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:21:43 PM
"The 'College Experimentation' Safe Harbor: How many blowjobs can you give before you're officially Gay?" An investigative report by JanJon.
125. Fielding - 1/24/2001 5:23:08 PM
Anyone voting against Kournikova has not seen her in person. She is actually unphotogenic. In person, she is a goddess.
126. janjon - 1/24/2001 5:23:20 PM
Subtitle for the report referred to in 124: "Case Studies of Ace and Frankie"
127. janjon - 1/24/2001 5:24:12 PM
Fielding - I predicted drums, hugs and I Love You Mans way up above.
It is only a matter of time.
128. OhioSTOPAS - 1/24/2001 5:24:46 PM
Fielding: No slight of your Anna intended. I could definitely worship her from afar. Or, in my case, below.
129. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:25:34 PM
"How to Pretend You're Into 'Chicks'," by Ohio.
130. janjon - 1/24/2001 5:26:38 PM
"How to Pretent You're Manly" by either of you know who.
131. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 5:27:01 PM
"From below."
Hee-hee-hee.
132. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 5:27:43 PM
How to perform Wookie fellatio, without getting hairballs, hosted by Ace.
133. janjon - 1/24/2001 5:28:43 PM
Now, 132 is indeed funny.
134. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 5:28:49 PM
How to divert suspicion by using homophobic slurs, hosted by Ace
135. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 5:29:17 PM
Ohio: When you're too old to cut the mustard, you can still lick the jar.
136. janjon - 1/24/2001 5:29:52 PM
And, just watch - in THIS thread there will be a big push to get post 169. (Things were just warming up when the real catch number...came up.)
137. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:31:32 PM
"How to make an issue out of '69,' when you're really more interested in '11,'" by Jan "I have both a boy's and a girl's name" Jon.
138. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:33:30 PM
"Cliques-- Choosing between the Dorkwads and Gaywads: Which one is right for you?" by JanJon.
139. Raskolnikov - 1/24/2001 5:34:11 PM
swiped from The Onion. You used to be more original, Ace.
140. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 5:35:02 PM
Fielding,
Anyone voting against Kournikova has not seen her in person. She is actually unphotogenic. In person, she is a goddess.
Anna is da bomb !!! If she were my daughter, I'd be in prison.
Joke!
Joke!
Joke!
141. OhioSTOPAS - 1/24/2001 5:35:36 PM
Indy (135): 128 was of course merely a reference to my height, or lack thereof.
Of course.
142. Fielding - 1/24/2001 5:36:14 PM
Fraaaankster: LOL!
143. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:36:43 PM
"Continuing a Riff on a Joke which was Lame in the First Place," by OhioSTOPAS.
144. OhioSTOPAS - 1/24/2001 5:37:25 PM
Ha! I thought that was your thread, Ace!
Niggah please.
145. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 5:49:31 PM
"Good One, Ohio," Hosted by Ace of Spades.
146. Indiana Jones - 1/24/2001 5:53:09 PM
Anna is da bomb !!! If she were my daughter, I'd be in prison.
Or Woody Allen.
147. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 5:58:23 PM
( Put a hood over your monitor now, fellas )
In the latest edition of Mavis Beacon's Teaches You How To Type software, she offers text exercises right below this picture for those males prone to use only one hand ... Great lil' exercise I tell ya! 
Isn't she wonderful ? Mavis beacon, that is ?
(Sorry 'bout the margins, fellas )
148. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 6:06:25 PM
Was that like too graphic, even for this thread ?
I need to know what parameters are in place here.
149. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 8:01:23 PM
Melissa Joan Hart
v.
Halle Berry
If melissa Joan Hart is that Clarissa/Sabrina chick, she has aged terribly.
By "aged," I don't mean she's gotten old, of course, nor that I prefer lolitas.
I simply mean that some cute youngsters turn into attractive young adults, and others just get ugly. MJH has gotten sort of ugly.
150. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 8:03:57 PM
Top Five Porn Chicks:
1) Celeste*
2) Erika Bella
3) Jeanna Fine
4) Stacey Valentine
5) Tie: Sylvia Saint
Heather Hart (retired)
Trinity Loren, before she got fat (deceased)
* Almost booted off the list entirely for doing no anal. But she's so fucking hot and otherwise game-for-anything she overcomes it all.
151. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 8:05:07 PM
Good lord. How could I have forgotten Serenna Lee & Letha Weapons & JR Carrington?
Runner up: Kiss
152. jexster - 1/24/2001 8:11:30 PM
Can I post dirty pictures here?
153. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 8:31:01 PM
No, you can't.
There's a distinction between the racy and the outright pornographic.
While most adult human beings are sensitive to this critical distinction, I have no doubts whatsoever that you're not.
154. jexster - 1/24/2001 8:35:43 PM
OK I'll stick to the Racy Acy 
155. jexster - 1/24/2001 8:36:36 PM
qV the leading latino gay magazine, eh hombres!
156. jexster - 1/24/2001 8:39:32 PM
What Does It Take To Be A *Real* Man -qvMagazine
157. jexster - 1/24/2001 8:40:37 PM
A real man is someone who is true to himself, and doesn't pretend to be something he is not-like pretending to be straight when he's gay."
-35 years old, New York, NY
Amen.
158. don s. - 1/24/2001 8:53:34 PM
Click on the pic to see "the goods"!! 
159. jexster - 1/24/2001 8:57:01 PM
Its NINER!
160. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 9:16:51 PM
Ace,
I thought you were a big Chasey Lain fan, I mean a BIG Chasey Lain fan ? All those on your list are just trashy little whores, and none can hold a vibrator next to Chasey. Not one. Who in the hell is this Celeste woman anyway ?
Do I need to look for another picture of this goddess to help make my point ? ( Frank starts to surf for another Chasey pic that will fit )
Jexter,
If that's Niner, I want to become better acquainted with him ... er, her ... him - her - him - her - him - her - him...
Whatever ?! ;-)
161. concerned - 1/24/2001 9:21:16 PM
Re. 150 -
How about Sakura? Top Japanese porn star.
162. don s. - 1/24/2001 9:21:19 PM
She'll do as a "transitional figure," Fraaaaaaaank.
Then....
heheh
163. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 9:54:50 PM
Connie,
I thought Sakura was the guy that had that hit song here in the states in the early 60s titled, Sukiyaki, or something like that ? No ? ;-)
Don S.
LOL! Hey, the possibility might exist if you look like her ... him
her
him
her
him
her
You know what I mean!
I cannot find any tasteful pictures of this woman with clothes on, none, zilch, nothing ... Here's the best I can do for the moment: 
This woman is outright yummy! Carmen Electra shares a resemblance, but she cannot hold a candle next to this goddess.
164. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 9:59:33 PM
Here's another... 
This woman is to beauty what Brit Hume is to boredom.
165. concerned - 1/24/2001 10:04:23 PM
Re. 163 -
Actually, she calls herself Sakura Sena.
Your links appear to be broken, btw.
166. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 10:11:03 PM
Connie,
I've always wondered whether they break on their own, or if someone is "playing" with them ? Maybe a page can only hold so many gifs or jpgs at a time ? At the moment #164 is posting, but the rest have stopped. Go figure ?
167. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 10:12:00 PM
Connie,
I've always wondered whether they break on their own, or if someone is "playing" with them ? Maybe a page can only hold so many gifs or jpgs at a time ? At the moment #164 is posting, but the rest have stopped. Go figure ?
168. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 10:13:39 PM
Oops. I hit Reload instead of the proper key. Sorry 'bout that.
169. Fielding - 1/24/2001 10:14:31 PM
Those pictures don't load on internet explorer.
170. jexster - 1/24/2001 10:14:42 PM
Hey how come the dirty pics aren't comin out right?
A *real* man knows how to post his porn - so to speak
171. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 10:16:41 PM
Miki Sawaguchi, Japanese D-Cup Porn Star (but she only does that fuzzed-out censored Japanese porn, and not too much of it.
172. concerned - 1/24/2001 10:17:05 PM
Re. 166 -
Not sure, Wienster. Maybe you're linking to an overloaded server.
173. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 10:17:24 PM
Frank,
No, I'm not into chasey lain. That would be Eric Communist and Fey Francis, I think.
174. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 10:18:35 PM
ooops.
Maybe I crossed the porno line with that picture.
If so, I am sorry.
175. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 10:21:35 PM
Fielding,
I've been posting pics no one can see ?! You mean this won't come out ? 
They come out on mine, but only for a short time before they "decay". Why is that ? BTW, I'm on Netscape's Navigator if that makes any difference.
It comes out with the Dust button.
176. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 10:24:02 PM
You mean, I've been attempting card tricks over the radio ?
177. concerned - 1/24/2001 10:25:43 PM
Testing the post 175 pic.
178. concerned - 1/24/2001 10:26:57 PM
It can get it to show up if I type the url on the address bar in both Netscape and IE.
179. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 10:27:06 PM
You mean, I've been attempting card tricks over the radio ?
180. concerned - 1/24/2001 10:27:19 PM
I can....
181. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 10:27:59 PM
Did my Miki Sawaguchi shot come out?
182. concerned - 1/24/2001 10:29:02 PM
Re. 181:
Sure did for me!
183. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 10:30:49 PM
That's odd. If I press the broken link with my cursor, it reloads the page and then displays it.
184. concerned - 1/24/2001 10:32:14 PM
Now my reposting of the 175 pic is showing up, but not the original one.
185. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 10:33:28 PM
Ace,
Miki is there in all her bossomy glory, but where are mine ? Did anyone see any of my Chasey shots ? Any of them ?
Hmmmm...What can be going on here ?
186. concerned - 1/24/2001 10:34:27 PM
Re. 185 -
I saw the one I reposted.
187. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 10:36:29 PM
I can't see many of your pics, guys.
But the pics can be seen by merely hitting "Properties," copying the URL, pasting it in the window, and going to the picture.
188. concerned - 1/24/2001 10:37:16 PM
My #177 comes and goes, but I haven't once yet seen 174 or the same pic on 175 show up on this thread.
189. concerned - 1/24/2001 10:38:40 PM
Oops. I meant 163, 164 and 175, not 174 and 175.
190. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 10:39:01 PM
We should probably sort of knock this off.
I just almost gave the url for the miki sawaguchi shrine... which is fine and all, but that would pretty much make the Mote a porno-trading site, which I doubt many people would like.
PS: The url is exactly what you would guess it would be.
191. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 10:39:59 PM
Testing ... 
Shit! Why won't my posts stay ?
192. concerned - 1/24/2001 10:42:42 PM
Re. 190 -
Ace -
Miki get three thumbs up from me.
193. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 10:42:53 PM
I testing at the moment, Ace, but you are right on that front. 
...These aren't graphic at all.
194. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 10:49:49 PM
Almost all of my Chasey pics are turning up now, but it's still acting sorta weird. The testing continues... 
I'm getting tired of testing, particularly if there is a 50/50 chance the link won't post. :-(
Wow, how long did it take the Collecting Thread to reach 200 posts ?
195. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 10:52:02 PM
The collecting thread didn't feature girly pictures.
196. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 11:02:20 PM
Ace,
Yeah, I guess when one appeals to the most basic of instincts...
BTW, that was a great picture of that "actress" (post 171), Ace. I'm not a boob type of guy, but she certainly could use a hand. Hee-hee!
197. AceofSpades - 1/24/2001 11:06:23 PM
A lot of guys claim they aren't "boob guys" until they see a really sterling set of nobs.
198. Fraaankster - 1/24/2001 11:19:41 PM
Ace,
My first serious girlfriend ( Remember the one I got into a discussion with while having sex on her livingroom couch about M.A.S.H.'s Trapper John and B.J.Honneycutt ? Remember her ? ) had boobs just as big, if not bigger than that "actress" you posted earlier, but I really didn't think about them until after we broke up ... I always wondered why my friends would nudge me with a big smile, or why upon meeting her they would give me a sly thumbs up. Boobs really don't do anything for me, and I just can never seem to get why, for example, when I attend some bachelor party at some strip joint, the strippers seem to prop them up to get attention -- big deal!
...Now give me a woman with great legs, and now you have me going. :-)
Remember what Marlon Brando predicted about them in Last Tango In Paris ? Gravity wins -- it always does.
199. Stumbo - 1/25/2001 1:00:44 AM
Ace:
I have to vehemently disagree about MJH. She's still quite cute, IMHO -- though, alas, not as outstandingly so as on CEIA.
(That show, surprisingly, was actually pretty decent. When first coming on here, I considered changing my earlier handle to "FergusonDarling" -- and only decided against it for fear of being confused with Cat/God/Nost.)
FU:
"Just For Men" would've been a better thread name.
200. jexster - 1/25/2001 2:36:56 AM
I quite agree wtih Stumbo.... 
201. jexster - 1/25/2001 3:34:57 AM
202. jexster - 1/25/2001 3:35:21 AM
Oh baby!
203. Indiana Jones - 1/25/2001 8:37:34 AM
Question re post #5:
The pairings don't agree with the pairings on the actual Chick Tournament. What gives?
Voting as per your brackets and not as the official draw...
Halle Berry
Anna Kournikova
Charisma Carpenter (never heard of her, but she wins based on the photos*). Tough bracket, though, because these two represent a conference I haven't seen play much.
Shania Twain. Another tough call, but Shania takes the talent competition....And I'm not referring to her singing.
204. rubberducky - 1/25/2001 9:08:09 AM
Jex:
i usually don't care for your non-WoW links, but you are making up for that now!
205. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 11:24:29 AM
Damn...Leave for a day and the party is on.
Nice place you have here. Kinda partial to some of the artwork.
What do you have for poison. Beam and a *beer please.
*Beer; Any Rice, hops, barley concoction that doesn't contain the word "lite" or the word "Heineken".
206. seadate - 1/25/2001 11:33:27 AM
or "Little Kings".
207. seadate - 1/25/2001 11:36:01 AM
"Fat Tire" or "Full Sail" are good Man Beers - If you disagree with me, I'll burp, fart, grab myself and laugh in your face ... like any real Man would.
208. seadate - 1/25/2001 11:54:58 AM
hehe .... that's a Man's way of clearing a room.
209. Indiana Jones - 1/25/2001 11:59:34 AM
I posted this in Current Events, but I'll spam it here.
How real men commit suicide
210. rubberducky - 1/25/2001 12:01:37 PM
real men can't even kill themselves?
211. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 12:08:40 PM
"How real menn commit suicide..."
Marriage.
212. Indiana Jones - 1/25/2001 1:12:48 PM
Why is this thread marked as R.I.P.?
213. ChristinO - 1/25/2001 1:20:49 PM
Because it's approaching the 24hr limit I imposed on it when I created it.
214. AceofSpades - 1/25/2001 1:22:45 PM
That sucks.
We've had Women's Issues for months at a time, Gay Shit (was that the official name of the thread?) for a whole year, and the Man's Thread gets only 24 hrs.
215. glendajean - 1/25/2001 1:23:50 PM
Gosh, I've never seen a Gay thread in the Mote.
216. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 1:25:07 PM
As set forth pursuant to Adminstrative Directives as Represented by the "Sisters" of NOOOOO Mercy.
217. AceofSpades - 1/25/2001 1:25:24 PM
Not in the Mote. In the Fray. We get the Fray's records, just like the new Cleveland Browns get the old Cleveland Browns records.
218. seadate - 1/25/2001 1:28:40 PM
RIP?
:-(
219. seadate - 1/25/2001 1:30:05 PM
Chris, O Great Creator
Why? WHY!?
220. Francis Urquhart - 1/25/2001 1:30:21 PM
Can I host the Gay Thread?
I'm a quick learner.
221. janjon - 1/25/2001 1:31:05 PM
Is the level of discussion/standards/even the photos materially any different than a lot of the crap that goes on in the so-called Cafe when the girls get going?
222. rubberducky - 1/25/2001 1:31:22 PM
promises, promises
223. janjon - 1/25/2001 1:31:57 PM
Francis - we've assumed you are beyond the both the quick and the learner by now.
(g)
224. rubberducky - 1/25/2001 1:32:18 PM
um, that was to Fran in case it isn't obvious
225. seadate - 1/25/2001 1:32:31 PM
FU,
You'd better be a quick learner. You'll only have 24 hours.
janjon,
Easy there - don't piss her off (g).
226. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 1:33:54 PM
Female: Bite ME! = Playful, sultry, brush-off or rejection.
Male: Bite Me = Sexual Harrassment as described by any female.
227. Fielding - 1/25/2001 1:34:15 PM
This smacks of censorship, even if the whole idea of the thread was a joke to begin with. If people want the thread it should stay.
Not that I care either way. I just don't like censorship.
228. Fraaankster - 1/25/2001 1:35:02 PM
Geez, we barely just shot our wad off and it's coming to an end already ? :-(
229. janjon - 1/25/2001 1:35:31 PM
commentary about this not being a democracy will soon ensue.
230. Fraaankster - 1/25/2001 1:36:06 PM
I mean, where are horndogs such as Seadate suppose to go now? ;-)
231. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 1:36:31 PM
janjon
Easy girl.
232. seadate - 1/25/2001 1:38:42 PM
Male "dirty talk" = sexual harassment
Female "dirty talk" = $2.99/minute
233. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 1:39:45 PM
seadate
$2.99/minute...Where?
234. Fielding - 1/25/2001 1:40:07 PM
FU:
You could head off a big argument by stating what your position is on this. Were you consulted on the 24 hour limit?
235. Fraaankster - 1/25/2001 1:41:13 PM
$2.99/minute...Where?
LOL!
236. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 1:41:49 PM
Ya...who's the boss here?
No, no...YOU are supposed to wear the pants.
237. Indiana Jones - 1/25/2001 1:43:00 PM
Obviously Francis did not know about the (obviously retroactive) 24-hour-limit.
Why create links in the 'scotch bar?
Why start up a contest the first round of which was to run until the 26th?
238. Francis Urquhart - 1/25/2001 1:43:57 PM
Fielding
It was my understanding that Christin authorized this thing as a goof with a short shelf life.
239. AceofSpades - 1/25/2001 1:45:11 PM
Fielding:
I don't mind censorship. If the girly pictures were over the line, just say so and delete them. I suspect they are over the line, and I have no problem with deleting the pictures and forbidding it in the future.
But it seems-- or I'm guessing at least -- that the decision has been made to cancel the thread because of the girly pictures, but that no one will just SAY SO, for fear of the "censorship!" whining.
So the baby gets tossed with the bathwater, and everyone pretends it's just an arbitrary decision (but not a matter of censorship).
Well, let's be honest. If it's the girly pictures, let's get rid of them. Let's keep the thread-- it's sort of fun. Especially with nuggets like this:
"Can I host the Gay Thread?
I'm a quick learner."
Good lord. He makes it so easy.
240. Fielding - 1/25/2001 1:46:57 PM
Indy:
"Why create links in the 'scotch bar?"
I was actually going to recommend a scotch site for the scotch bar. Oh, well.
241. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 1:47:01 PM
Ace
Keep the pics...lose the other stuff. Gawd man, this is a Guy thread.
242. Indiana Jones - 1/25/2001 1:47:07 PM
What a bunch of wimps.
Jeez, Ace, I expect it from Francis, but are you going to bend over for this too?
243. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 1:48:15 PM
I expect it from Francis, but are you going to bend over for this too?
At the very least have them pay for the batteries...
244. Francis Urquhart - 1/25/2001 1:48:29 PM
Ace is first in-line to take a Wookie from the rear.
245. Indiana Jones - 1/25/2001 1:48:38 PM
It's not the girly pictures. We've had girly pictures in the Sports Bar.
It's because of CalGal, and everyone knows it (or ought to).
246. AceofSpades - 1/25/2001 1:49:16 PM
Indy:
As much as I'd like to turn the Mote into a dream combination of my two passions -- vicious invective and hard-core pornography --I understand if other people are less sanguine about my picture of Miki Sawaguchi.
247. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 1:49:19 PM
Hell she's more of a man than most here.
248. AceofSpades - 1/25/2001 1:49:48 PM
How is it because of CalGal?
249. Indiana Jones - 1/25/2001 1:51:05 PM
Ace: See post 8190 in the Suggestions thread. She also has not posted since that.
I imagine that behind the scenes some lobbying has been going on.
250. Fraaankster - 1/25/2001 1:52:31 PM
There were only one or two really graphic girly pictures imo. The rest of them were tastefully, or discreetly cropped by the postsers.
...Did anyone think for one second that with a thread titled The Man Thread, that it would be sans girly pics ?
Incidently, that last picture, or better said, the young woman in the picture loses points because of her tattoo.
Tattoos are sleazy imo.
251. janjon - 1/25/2001 1:52:39 PM
lobbying? you bet your sweet ass.
oops.
Sorry for the vulgarity.
252. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 1:53:34 PM
Franky
What tattoo???
253. AceofSpades - 1/25/2001 1:54:47 PM
Well, then we'll just have to have an "Automotive Repair" thread, just like the chicks have Collecting, gardening, etc.
254. Fraaankster - 1/25/2001 1:55:01 PM
The tattoo in Indy's post ( Post # 203).
255. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 1:56:31 PM
I was looking at post #203.
...oh ya...I see it now.
256. Fraaankster - 1/25/2001 1:58:05 PM
Hey!
We're only about 40 posts away from eclipsing the Collecting Thread. What does that say ?
257. AceofSpades - 1/25/2001 1:58:53 PM
I hope it isn't Cal's doing, considering the fact that she's declared *her* thread a non-sexism zone. If it's Cal's doing, then she's now taken her jeremiad to the Mote at large.
258. seadate - 1/25/2001 2:00:04 PM
How 'bout calling it what it really is.
The Horn Dog Thread.
259. seadate - 1/25/2001 2:02:46 PM
If the RIP is a lady's doing for afformentioned reasons, I think it's hilarious. This thread is a place to cage the Horn Dogs - we'll just be let out of the cage! haha
And the Dems think GW's dumb?
260. seadate - 1/25/2001 2:04:48 PM
Begs the cliched question .......
Who let the (Horn) Dogs out?
261. Fielding - 1/25/2001 2:17:23 PM
FU:
You should post the discussion of whether to be RIP this thread as a "topic of interest".
262. Indiana Jones - 1/25/2001 2:18:51 PM
If it's Cal's doing, then she's now taken her jeremiad to the Mote at large.
She pulled the same thing in the Election thread and got jonesatlaw to delete the references to female senators.
263. rubberducky - 1/25/2001 2:24:04 PM
She pulled the same thing in the Election thread and got jonesatlaw to delete the references to female senators.
that's not the same thing, IJ
and, besides, you have no proof that CG has anything to do with it. if she took off because it - it seems silly that she'd give a fig as to what thread we have.
264. seadate - 1/25/2001 2:28:21 PM
this is cracking me up.
265. AceofSpades - 1/25/2001 2:29:32 PM
Re: Female Senators
I'd forgotten all about that.
She does seem to have a big hang-up.
266. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 2:30:19 PM
Hang-down.
267. Fraaankster - 1/25/2001 2:32:31 PM
...While the Collection Thread continues to accumulate, or better put, collect dust, this thread might actually eclipse it before the plug is pulled.
268. Indiana Jones - 1/25/2001 2:37:16 PM
besides, you have no proof that CG has anything to do with it. if she took off because it - it seems silly that she'd give a fig as to what thread we have.
C'mon, ducky. You posted in the Cafe "hmmm anyone heard from CG since your 'resignation' post?", so you must have thought about it too.
269. seadate - 1/25/2001 2:40:04 PM
Let's trash the joint before we get kicked out. I doubt we'll get our deposit anyway.
270. PsychProf - 1/25/2001 2:40:47 PM
Yikes...I'm just starting to have fun here and we are being sent to our collective rooms...
271. seadate - 1/25/2001 2:42:36 PM
Let's go to a pet store and buy a couple of ferrets and leave them behind.... they'll never get rid of the smell.
272. Fraaankster - 1/25/2001 2:43:15 PM
Yikes...I'm just starting to have fun here and we are being sent to our collective rooms...
Pssst,PP ? The porn mags are hidden where they always are. This spanking won't stop us from male bonding.;-)
273. rubberducky - 1/25/2001 2:44:06 PM
IJ
the thought crossed my mind, but i wouldn't accuse her of it without more 'proof' which isn't available
274. Rosetta Stone - 1/25/2001 2:44:33 PM
If you guys were real men you would be coaching boys' basketball teams.
275. seadate - 1/25/2001 2:47:24 PM
RS,
Does teaching them how to read rank with you?
276. Fraaankster - 1/25/2001 2:49:03 PM
Let's trash the joint before we get kicked out. I doubt we'll get our deposit anyway.
I've got dibs on the light fixtures and all of the electrical outlets.
277. labwabbit - 1/25/2001 2:52:32 PM
PP
No Knob Creek here anyway. Places with real class...and men (mostly), are down at the (Sport's) Bar and Grill harrassing waitresses, watching the game, throwing some darts while waiting on the pool table.
What place built by woman can really understand what men "need" anyway?
(Another thing missing...a free-play juke box with surround sound and 10,000 selections...and where you don't have to be asked "what'll ya have?".
278. seadate - 1/25/2001 2:54:15 PM
Frank,
Be sure to use metal objects to dismember the electrical outlets and lighting. A real Man isn't afraid of electricity.
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